In India, a Jaundiced Pearl - washingtonpost.com
Trained restoration artists would methodically apply the clay to every inch of the Taj, with the monument kept open during the treatment, said D.K. Burman, joint director of tourism for Agra.
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Trained restoration artists would methodically apply the clay to every inch of the Taj, with the monument kept open during the treatment, said D.K. Burman, joint director of tourism for Agra.
Three blondes were all applying for the
last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective
conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, “So
y’all want to be cops, huh?”
The blondes all nodded.
The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder.
Sitting back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture, and said, “To be
a police officer, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to
notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities such as
scars and so forth.”
So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and
withdrew it after about two seconds. “Now,” he said, “did you notice
any distinguishing features about this man?”
The blonde immediately said, “Yes, I did. He has only one eye!”
The detective shook his head and said, “Of course he has only one
eye in this picture! It’s a profile of his face! You’re dismissed!”
The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.
The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in
her face for two seconds, pulled it back and said, “What about you?
Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?”
“Yes! He only has one ear!”
The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, “Didn’t you
hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man’s
face! Of course you can only see one ear! You’re excused too!”
The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.
The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and
said, “This is probably a waste of time, but……” He flashed the photo in
her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, “All right,
did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?”
The blonde said, “I sure did. This man wears contact lenses.”
The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began
looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde
with a puzzled expression and said, “You’re absolutely right! His bio
says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking
at his picture?”
The blonde rolled her eyes and said, “Well, Helloooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can’t wear glasses.”
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Krishna is Worshiped fourteen times a day by the swamiji. Of course The first ten take place in the forenoon and the remaining four are the evening services. Towards the end of the day, the Swamiji enters the sanctum sanctorum for the ratri pooja. After chanting the hundred and eight names of the Lord he offers naiveedya consisting of tamarind rice, pan cake, tender coconut, panchakajjaya and betal leaf and nut. He then waves aratis of different kinds. Coming out of the sanctum sanctorum the Swamiji offers worship to the idol of Madhvacharya at the entrance. The musicians known as bhagavatas sing devotional songs along with their disciples and dance according to the rythm. It provides a feast to the eyes.



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I am an optometrist practicing in Matthews, NC – a city of 30,000 residents in the South East part of Charlotte.
My office was started in 2008. Our presence on the web is here.
We aim to provide the best possible service, eyecare and quality of goods.
Not only are we trying to grow as a business, we see ourselves as an integral part of the community we live in. I have provided free eyecare service to the Lions Club Van at the Matthews Festival, Screenings at CPCC and Charitable Health Fairs.
Our office is proud to help children of Thompson Child & Family Focus a leader in child healthcare, therapy and treatment of children with emotional and behavioral issues. In partnership with Essilor we provide free eye exams and a complete pair of spectacle lenses to these kids.
I am also a member of the Matthews Optimist Club whose purpose is to develop optimism as a philosophy of life to bring out the best in kids.